February 2012
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“Certain elements of the back are pretty. I like the buttons. I don’t even...”
– GoFugYourself comparing Miley Cyrus’s Oscar dress to sushi in words that exactly describe how I feel about sushi.
Feb 28th
January 2012
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Jan 29th
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Jan 23rd
December 2011
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 9th
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November 2011
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Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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ListenGrizzly Bear - “Two Weeks”
Nov 11th
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October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 24th
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Oct 15th
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“When I found out I was having a boy I did cry for a week. Or two. Maybe even...”
– Rachel Zoe
Oct 12th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 1st
September 2011
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Sep 28th
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"We have a tradition in my family where we let the child name itself."
"That's hippie nonsense."
"Well suit yourself, but my son Spiderman turned out just fine."
Sep 14th
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“You know how the media are. They wait for one mistake, and that’s all you...”
– Jack Donaghy
Sep 5th
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August 2011
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Aug 12th
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Aug 6th
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July 2011
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Jul 29th
June 2011
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 13th
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Jun 2nd
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May 2011
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May 26th
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May 6th
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“Oh I can play dead. I watched my whole church group get eaten by a bear.”
– Jenna (30 Rock)
May 5th
April 2011
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Apr 28th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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The Mother's Prayer for it's Daughter by Tina Fey
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be beautiful but not damaged, for it’s the damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the beauty. When the crystal meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half, and stick with beer. Guide her, protect her when crossing...
Apr 14th
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“Los Angeles does not get the attention it deserves — it gets attention,...”
– Reyner Banham
Apr 12th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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March 2011
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Movies I finally got around to seeing this week: -Winter’s Bone (very good but kinda slow) -Tangled (hilarious) -How Do You Know (meh) -Slumdog Millionaire (very good) Movies left to see: -The Social Network -127 Hours  I also watched every episode of The United States of Tara, went shopping, visited both the Getty and the Getty Villa, ate at Roscoe’s Chicken n’ Waffles, went...
Mar 26th
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Mar 24th
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“Investigators say a lone gunman walked into this Sunland McDonald’s in...”
– Actual news report on Fox 11
Mar 19th
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Mar 15th
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ListenMetric - “Black Sheep” You might...
Mar 15th
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Mar 14th
Sweet Potato Gnocchi from Trader Joe's:
…Not so much.  
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 11th
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“It’s freeing to fail and realize that you didn’t die.”
– Tina Fey
Mar 11th
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Mar 11th